Whenever I'm at a really full blackjack table, I start to wonder, "Where does 'crowded' end and 'frottage' begin?"
|Living:||St. Louis Missouri US|
|Playing:||Video Poker - Double Bonus Poker|
Ratings & Reviews
This place is what it would look like if they built a Disneyland in Paris! Wait, what? They did? Hmph. Well then it's nothing like that at all. But I still like the kitsch here. If you go, be wary of the big plastic Eiffel Towers that they fill with red slushy at Gustav's Bar. I heard a bartender admonish a customer that when condensation forms on this particular vessel, it gets slick and will slide down your hand and cut you with its sharp plastic edges. Sacre bleu!
I like the smell here. Snnnnifff, mmmm parrot farts. Given its numerous celeb-chef helmed restaurants, one of the best pools in Vegas, a fantastic sports book, and a cool rock club, this place should be so much more than it is. Unfortunately, the sum of its parts is a noticeably neglected MGM Resorts International joint, just like the rest of 'em.
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a terrace. Sure, there are occasional housekeeping issues here. Yes, there are packs of heel rats and boys with faux-hawks in filligreed t-shirts. But there's also a lot of great bars, lounges, and restaurants in a beautiful setting. I freaking love China Poblano. And room service on a private terrace overlooking Lake Bellagio is an experience unlike any other. Fave.
Formerly a boxcar, downgraded to a deuce, thanks to the choking influx of d-bags here for XS and Surrender, not to mention Encore Beach Club. This place had a very brief run as the creme de la creme, before The Steve decided to alienate his elderly (read: over 30) customers and cater directly to the young and heavily leveraged.
|1:||Be with you|
|2:||And may God's Love|
|6:||Ground Control to Major Tom|
|7:||And put your helmet on|
|8:||Take your protein pills|
|9:||Ground Control to Major Tom|
|10:||Ground Control to Major Tom|
#VIMFP-tucky Derby, here we come!
Shouted on Tuesday, 17th September 2013 by BigHoss
Cinnabons are your new version of crack, sir! #VIMFP
Shouted on Friday, 14th September 2012 by toastcmu
Most of what you do is illegal is some states.
Shouted on Friday, 14th September 2012 by Chuckmonster
VT just wouldn't be VT without the resident goofball
Shouted on Thursday, 13th October 2011 by DenverGambler
Shouted on Thursday, 14th July 2011 by coolchrissy
Mmmm... duck tongues.
Shouted on Tuesday, 7th December 2010 by BigHoss
Jack talk Thai good!
Shouted on Wednesday, 8th September 2010 by jinx73
"Bet with your head, not over it. Unless you are a midget trying to reach the middle of a roulette table." LMAO funny. I'll be looking for midgets next time in Vegas.
Shouted on Tuesday, 17th August 2010 by jucifers
Keep it up. Your stuff has been hilarious all week. You've got to be in it for the big prize.
Shouted on Monday, 9th August 2010 by BigHoss
If you need another lazy person to help with the TA parody, sign me up. As long as I really don't have to do anything.
Shouted on Friday, 6th August 2010 by BigHoss
Do you think that Thesasaurus is going to bite me?