KungFuApril
KungFuAprilVegas is my personal adult-style amusement park. Please, leave the kiddies at home. They double down on 17 and don't split Aces.
| Living: | Rapid City South Dakota US |
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| Going: | |
| Staying: | Mirage |
| Playing: | Video Poker - Double Bonus Poker |
Ratings & Reviews
Mirage
Tropical rainforest: plus 1. Giant aquarium behind front desk: plus 1. Dolphins: plus 1. Cravings buffet: plus 1. Luxurious rooms: plus 1. Fat, cute little birdies eating leftovers by the dolphin habitat: plus 1. Not-so-great VP selection: -1. Score = 5.
M Resort
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M Resort
Westgate Las Vegas
Great VP selection: plus 1. Clientele (non-hipster): plus 1. Great rooms: plus 1. Great frickin bacon on the buffet: plus 1. Comped rooms: plus 1. Monorail service: plus 1. So-so drink service: -1. Closing Quark's: -1. Score = 4
Orleans
Cool themed bars: plus 1. Good food: plus 1. Cool soap in the bathroom: plus 1. Cool lil window to the outside: plus 1. Good VP selection: plus 1. Good drink service: plus 1. Terribly hard beds: -1. No front desk bribe accepted: -1. Score = 4.
Circus Circus
HA! Children: -1. Clowns: -1. Children: -1. Strollers nailing you in the ankles: -1. Children: -1. Crying children: -1. Children: -1. Clueless parents: -1. Children: -1. Score = -8
Ten Things
| 1: | BHBH's Inineraries. The itineraries my hubby creates are always changing, right up until the time we leave. Reading them, going over the plans for each day, is like a little vacation in my mind! |
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| 2: | Buffets. Sweet gluttony at it's best. |
| 3: | Walking into a casino from outside. The sights/smells/sounds - it's intoxicating! |
| 4: | Winning. Come on, you love it too. Ching, ching, ching, ching! |
| 5: | Feeling like a big shot. I'm a low roller, but Vegas makes me feel like a supastah! Comp me, baby! |
| 6: | The drinks. Sidle up to me with a girly drink - the more outrageous the better! Yes, Dave will probably end up finishing it. |
| 7: | The views. Where else can you see such a cornucopia of overindulgence from way up high? |
| 8: | Five Hundy By Midnight Podcast. They help tide me over until my next trip. Thanks, Tim & Michele! |
| 9: | The Monorail. Charm me with your cheesy banter, you lil automated announcers! |
| 10: | The tourist traps. It's nice to take a break from the VP and stare at something kitschy or extravagant, but always so Vegas. |
My Posse
blackhillsboozehound chuckmonster fivehundy rockchickx51
ShoutOuts
Don't go away for so long.... I worry!
Shouted on Friday, 13th February 2009 by Chuckmonster
Hey April!
Shouted on Friday, 13th February 2009 by jimmyrandolph
Oh you grew up in Larghetto (that's what we call it now LoL) Seminole on the other hand, is nice. That's cool, next time you guys visit give me a holla!
Shouted on Friday, 17th October 2008 by RockChickX51
Hey baby, wanna go to Vegas with me? I've got a comped suite at Circus Circus...
Shouted on Friday, 12th September 2008 by BlackHillsBoozehound
You are a supastah!